Random
Source Code
Random
1. When stranded in the Brocono Mountains, exploring all surrounding homesteads for suitable firewood to support your insatiable desire for beer and women henceforth resulting in the kleptomania of hanus amounts of uncompensated firewood (and simultaneously packing the fattest skoal spearmint gooches imagined by mankind).
2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.
1. Frat guy #1: DOOD! we're out of firewood!
(two hours and 14 beers later)
Frat guy #2: Yo let's go fratting for wood, it's getting cold in this STP.
2. Frat guy #1: DOOD! those sluts are totally trying to get fucked at our party tonight....
Frat guy#2: yeah man, they've been fratting for wood ever since their boyfriends passed out from speedballs. Ima about to give her the timber ;)
Frat guy#1 and frat guy #2: fraaaat.
4👍 5👎
To hang out in a gang together, to be part of a group or click. To be a member or best friend and spend a lot of time together hanging out. Spending a lot of time together.
A person may say to a friend about another friend, "We bang wood, she is part of our crew."
I say to my friend Amy, that I band wood with Jillian.
"We band wood." "She is always with me."
5👍 7👎
A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it
Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher
5👍 7👎
the mixture of 95% raspberry tea and 5% lemonade
we went to ruby tuesday and i got a tripple prime and a tiger woods
13👍 26👎
penis erection that occurs after a male wakes up
Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.
34👍 84👎
iownt care what yall niggas say, tiger woods is black just like the rest of us! he can deny his race all he want to, but its the resemblance is obvious. besides that, hes a kick ass golfer who hasnt been playing like crap like that dumbass was sayin, cause he just won the british open.
bruh man is half a billion dollars strong, with more to come, just won the british open, got a hot super model wife, and gets free buicks. how can good is that?
36👍 92👎
phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood
the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.
9👍 17👎