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The tingling sensation a male gets in his winky before he becomes erect
My word! I saw Lindsay’s bum tonight and it gave me some willy whispers.
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boy 1: thats a small willy you got there
boy 2: thanks man
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When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"
That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis
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The act of tying your Willy in to a bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.
Guy: Look at my Willy Bow!
Girl: That is not a Willy bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.
Guy: Hey, shut up!
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When you vigorously scratch your nuts and then stick your finger in someone's ear
Friend: Why you sticking your finger in my ear bro?
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.
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When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.
I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.
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