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When a non german is sitting down with a german guy’s ass on the non germans dick, another non german then procedes sit on the german and the deficate on the germans dick
Yo, lets go make a german sandwich with kyal in the middle later.
My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend
A form of cinematography that is reminiscent of giving Tim Burton a bunch of Kabuki actors and telling him to make a silent film.
I swear if that fuckboi takes me to another German expressionism movie, I'm going to leave him.
Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations
James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import
When you put it in her ass then her puss and cum on her face and pieces of shit come out it resembles a German marshmallow pie
Dude I gave Susan a German pie last night she loves it like thanksgiving
A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist
“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”
Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.
This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.
*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"