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Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

by cgorange November 28, 2021


Cancered

To induce cancer in someone

That EU flash just cancered me!!!

by matèeeeee September 12, 2016


Cancered

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.

"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."

by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019


Testicular Cancer

Having cancer in your testicles

Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!

by sexy mf milf dilf March 3, 2022


apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."

by dakoka117 December 27, 2019


The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024


Booty Cancer

6ix9ine tay k and every other rapper who went to jail and got rapped

I went to jail and got booty Cancer

by BOOTY CANCER. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘β™‹β™‹πŸ¦€πŸ†πŸ† November 18, 2019