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A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.
A girl that breaks up with your best friend after 2 months of seggs. She is very manipulative and rude. She broke Owen. RIP Owen 2006-2020
Person 1: Eww look at that bitch
Owen : ya that’s Kamdyn the goblin. MY SHITTY EX
Giving a goblin - is when you massage/rub someone’s anus with the knuckle of your thumb whilst snarling at them viciously.
Last night I gave Jenny a goblin and she loved it!
a group of adventures fighting against all odds to right the wrongs of of tyranny while growing as a team of oddballs.
after summoning Silvanous via an ancient seed and defeating an a group of evil minions sent by the ringmaster
Eunice " is there any remains of the bark on the ground"
DM "yea sure"
Eunice "yea I scoop some of that for later"
girl 1 " I'm not gonna hang out with you guys if all your gonna do is goblin talk"
Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";
I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.
Hym "Hey! HEY! Quit cluttering up my oven you Goddamn Oven Goblins!"