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When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment
Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
A measurement of distance, similar to a poofteenth, slightly bigger than a bees dick
I missed that putt by a milly muff, it sat just shy of the rim
When you “motorboat” a vagina.
If you’re a midget you’re a muffnugglet
Nickname for a vagina- Muffnugget
My man went from swamp boatin my asshole, flipped me over and started muff nugglin, it was the greatest night I’ve ever had with your dad.
Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.
For Example,
Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?
meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.
A vagina that has been exposed to sexually transmitted infections
Dont sleep with Amy, she has "Buffalo Muff"
When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.
I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.
Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.