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May 27

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

by Letmeeaturdick April 29, 2022


may guy

A May Guy. A guy born in may. Usually stubborn, but willing to learn. Very proud and a natural leader in times of extreme stress. Loves to fuck but cares more about personality than he will admit. Also, most May guys like to drive fast.

"Did you see that guy break up the fight?"
"Yeah he's a may guy."
"Damn thought he was gonna jump I'm
"He wanted to but his girl was watching"

by MASTERQUEEF112 July 03, 2018


20th May

The rare people born on this day are the ones we want to rule the world. They are being defined of having the behavior of true kings (or queens). Pure, humble, charismatic, polite, they inspire us to be better. And if you’re very close to them, they will to everything to help you and have a childish sense of humor that will make you laugh your lungs off. But even tho they’re extremely attractive, as surprising as it may seems, they struggle a lot to be in a serious and passionate relationship, sometimes because they don’t want to, or they’re scared to hurt someone. Awwww :(

In astrology, 20th May is the day of Taurus

by Meaningman November 22, 2021


20th May

The rare people born on this day are the ones we want to rule the world. They are being defined of having the behavior of true kings (or queens). Pure, humble, charismatic, polite, they inspire us to be better. And if you’re very close to them, they will to everything to help you and have a childish sense of humor that will make you laugh your lungs off. But even tho they’re extremely attractive, as surprising as it may seems, they struggle a lot to be in a serious and passionate relationship, sometimes because they don’t want to, or they’re scared to hurt someone. Awwww :(

20th may is the day of Taurus in astrology

by Meaningman November 22, 2021


May 3rd

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

by BlahBlah2345 October 30, 2019


May 7th

May 7th

Today is May 7th.”

by Elexgy May 08, 2022


May 18th

May 18th is the official Julie day. It is the day we celebrate all the julies, and give them some extra looove. If you know someone named Julie, give them a hug on this day. That is importsant.

Frida: Omg, Julie, it's your day today! Do you want a hug?
Julie: Yes please. I would kill for a good huggie right now!

Frida: Does anyone know what day it is?
Peter: it's the international Julie day!
parker: Oh, I have to go hug Julie, my mom.
Bruce: Oh it's May 18th!

Julie: thank you for hugging me.

by Peepee Parker May 11, 2021