May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )

"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"

May 9th

A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! Best personality always t’d df up

Lul boy: “When’s your birthday?”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you a bad bitch with the fatty”

Teresa May

She my be a twat but she is DEFINITELY better than Boris Johnson.

The UK: Hey is that Teresa May?
Yes. It is.

The UK: I wish she were still prime minister. Boris Johnson is clueless. The geezer hasn't got a clue what he's doing..

May 19

National give your friend a hug DAY!!

May 19 thx for the hug

lisa may

The worlds biggest slutt who gets a lot of cock in and around her mouth

“I fucked Lisa May so hard last night” person A, “Same” person B

Brian may

The best guitarist ever, honestly adorable too

My friend: who is brian May
Me: the best guitarists ever 🎸

May 18th

May 18th is the official Julie day. It is the day we celebrate all the julies, and give them some extra looove. If you know someone named Julie, give them a hug on this day. That is importsant.

Frida: Omg, Julie, it's your day today! Do you want a hug?
Julie: Yes please. I would kill for a good huggie right now!

Frida: Does anyone know what day it is?
Peter: it's the international Julie day!
parker: Oh, I have to go hug Julie, my mom.
Bruce: Oh it's May 18th!

Julie: thank you for hugging me.