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When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.
She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.
When you 69 with your cousin.
Me and Celia, Phyllis' kid on ma's side, made an Alabama Yin Yang in the barn yesterday.
When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.
Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
When you take a shit on your friends floor, then proceed to goomba stomp it.
“Why is there shit sprayed all over the living room”
“Oh Jason came Alabama Coon Stomped that room, be careful where you step”
Covering the head of a family during anal sex.
My cousin Christy looks great in her Alabama Trash Bag
The act of striking someone with an excrement filled pillow case.
During a pillow fight, Hedgecock got Anderson with the ol' Alabama Chili Bag.
When 6 black are in a circle and one white guys in the middle and the black guys proceed to shit on the white guy and turn him black.
Hey last night me and the boys (gabe, jonah,DJ,orly,daniel,and nick) gave troche an alabama mud dog. He is so black you can't even see him in the light.