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The act of pooping into a condom, then freezing said condom, To use as a dildo.
The Alaskan icicle was cold when it hit my rectum!
The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.
Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)
“Hey Brett I just purchased new snorkeling equipment want to give me the Alaskan Aquaman”
You scratch someone’s asshole and make forcefully sniff your hand.
Yesterday I gave Seb an alaskan scratch and sniff it was hot
The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red
Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell
Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder
She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.
Shitting on a girls chest and spreading as much shit on her as you can while eating her out.
Hey Daniel I held an Alaskan rodeo on Susan for 3 whole minutes last Friday.
When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human
Tod: have you seen Greg?
Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.