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I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor
An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I hate Evan.
Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.
Look at Evan over there.
Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick
All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him
Man look at that Evan guy he is so hot
IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY
“He is such an evan”
“Why”
“He disrespects women”
Evans are people who usually spend their time reading Lord Of The Rings, watching Star Wars, and only playing games from before 2012
"Yeah, the president of the Dungeons and Dragons club seems like a real Evan to me'