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Up Your Arse!

#1 - An appropriate response to any insult.

#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.

e.g. 1

Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"

e.g. 2

Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."

e.g. 3

Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"

by Han :) March 25, 2010


Golf Ball Arse

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.

jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite

by wodawick November 22, 2009


bare arse boxing

the act of sexual intercourse, sex in the missionary position

some night last night, met this bird and she was a bare arse boxing champion, went 3 rounds with her.

by blooter September 24, 2005


Slap Arse December

Another month to slap arse!! First to 100 gets £10 by their best friend

Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December

John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm

by yourmumbed November 02, 2019


arse fez

"oh crap"

oh arse fez!!!

by laura June 17, 2004


arse over elbow

British slang for "head over heels"

I'm arse over elbow for that lassy

by Hoe-Slaya January 27, 2015


Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.

1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

by Lord Bubba May 03, 2017