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Cracking Ass

(verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty.

John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka

by chewey March 20, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass fries

The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.

Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.

by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass for days

Girls that be packin'; huge vuloptuous asses on them!!!

Look at her she got ass for days, just like JAcki

by mafia mamma December 28, 2005

128๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Pimple

The term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your butt. The pimple is usually placed on a part of the ass that is responsible for accomodating pressure. Hence, why people have a hard time sitting down.

Yo I got this ass pimple and I have to sit on one cheek ALL the time!

Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cont May 27, 2008

48๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Pass

For a girl to give you the ok for anal sex.

Angelina gave C-pain an Ass Pass for the Hill Country

by C-Pain52 July 30, 2008

61๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Armor

When your girlfriend/wife wears both panties and boxers to bed. This is used to indicate that you will not be having sex. This is often related to her being on her period. Other possible explanitions include that she is sick or unhappy with you for some reason.

When I crawled into bed my girlfriend had her ass armor on. I guess that it is that time of the month again - blowjob week!

by Not getting any tonight January 4, 2006

83๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass beating

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club

Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.

by Jason Hiestand April 16, 2007

65๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž