Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.

Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"

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Shark attack

When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.

"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."

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birac attack

Mike Birac's answer to the Zack Attack! A horrible hard rock group from Stoney Creek. Mike plays tambourine and sings, rarely in key.

You mean the zack attack from saved by the bell?

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attack chicken

someone with two or more of these traits:

death metal pants, mountain dew (code red), owns an alienware computer, monster energy drink, heelies, "cant sleep, clowns will eat me" t-shirt (or something similar), flourescent dyed hair, world of warcraft, live-action role playing, magic cards, one that goes under a psuedonym, knowledge of linux, epic metal jewelry.

"man that guy over there giggling really loud to that internet phenomenon while sipping on monster energy drink and gliding around the community college's cafeteria wearing heelies is such an attack chicken"

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Porn Attack

A heart attack,stroke, or coronary failure that occurs as a result of an orgasm while watching porn. Victims of this are found in an embarrassing state. The risk of a porn attack increases as your sexual activity decreases, so the best prevention is to regularly have orgasms.

"Did you hear about Jose Alberto? His neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he'd had sex with. The autospy revealed that he'd died of a porn attack. ...It had a strap-on, man."

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Mack attack

A clap attack

Mack Attack gave me a clap attack

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Attack On Titans

If you have watched of have heard of Anime, you have heard of AoT.
The Anime that takes 5 fucking years for a season 2 and season 3 thaa will probably be delayed a good 2 years.

If he doesn't have a name, it's 95% chance of death
He has a name and isnt the main character? 60% chance of death!

Person 1 : Man! Marco is sooo cool! I'm only Attack on Titans because of him!!
Person 2 : *Remembers episode 13* Yup...mmhmp *Sips coffee*

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