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Yo dude, you heard about that chic?
Yeah man, tons of people use her as an easy bake baby oven.
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The act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. After waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. In order to do a "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.
Man, I "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" last night, and this morning. Eggs have never been better.
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To quiet a screaming baby by first shaking it vigorously and then placing it in a motel microwave.
Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.
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not cole sprouse
wow he’s a hot damn baked yummy potato
Similar to 'Baked Potato', a non-erect penis that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded).
Honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?
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Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!
Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.
Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?
Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!
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this man needs no introduction. his is a well known "fagito" as he likes to call it, also known for rooting random fuglies
dude 1 "dude thats loky"
dude 2 "yer i herd he did it with tammy"
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