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Perfectly Normal Beast
A quadriped with rather odd migratory habits that grazes across the Lamuellan land, providing sustenance for its inhabitants and sandwich meat for the Sandwich Maker. A Perfectly Normal Beast is a bit like a cow, or rather a bull. Kind of like a buffalo in fact. Large, charging sort of animal. They come from a point slightly to the east of the Hondo Mountains, where they suddenly appear. Then they sweep in their thousands across the great Anhondo Plains, and, well, vanish really. There are about six days in which to catch as many of them as possible before they disappear. In the spring they do it again, only the other way around.
Small birds can be used to distract the perfectly normal beast.
There is nothing unusual about the perfectly normal beast; it is the ineffable will of Bob.
I think they call them perfectly normal beasts because otherwise they might think it's a bit odd.
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to have sex, having intercourse
wendy and marcus made the beast with two backs after serious foreplay
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a fart so volatile that it seems it could only be released by a large carnivorous animal.
Dude I got Beast gas (BG)!
Dude I gotta cut out early....I got beast gas (BG)!
N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.
"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."
William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'
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A man and woman engaged in an act of sexual intercourse. An expression whose usage dates at least as early 1604, being mentioned in Shakespeare's Othello.
Your girlfriend and your bestfriend are making the beast with two backs.
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Ski mask beast is used to define Austin wokock, aka my boyfriend. He is mean to me sometimes but always makes up for it. Get yourself a goated austin
“Oh my gosh! Did you see ski mask beast being mean to his girlfriend?”
The monster people named Finlay become after equipping the legendary 6ft 8 beast glove
The 6ft 8 beast is the most powerful being
Eg. Ben: no Finlay don’t become the 6ft8 beast
Finlay: here I come Ben
Vincent: help the 6ft 8 beast is attacking me
Ben: tru dat