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when u are gonna sex them so good u make them go to sleep
J.Holiday's song i'm a put you to bed
guy: hey gurl i can put u to bed!!
gurl: yea well see if your that good....
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An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.
"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.
Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.
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Two twin-sized mattresses, usually of inferior quality and purchased from a discount mattress outlet, pushed together to make a bed similar in size to a King. Named after the city of Youngstown, Ohio, where this concept was developed.
We couldn't afford a standard or California King so we got a Youngstown King-Sized Bed instead.
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Right I'm going to bed is used when trying to tell a girl you like her and you've had enough of pouring your heart out.
Right I'm going to bed. Nothing will change. I just really like you
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Superstition. (Cowboy superstition)
Invokes bad luck, injury, or death.
As seen in 'Urban Cowboy': Never put a hat on a bed
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one of the coolest things EVER!!!
I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me
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