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A Rock n' Roll Breakfast is when beer is substituted for milk in preparation of a bowl of cereal. Simply, Instead of pouring milk into your bowl of cereal, pour beer. Instead of having a glass of milk with your cereal, have a nice glass of beer.
This concept was invented by Captain Mike Mitchell of the North Attleboro Soccer Team, mid 2007, North Attleboro, Massachusetts.
Mike MItchell would like some more Rock n' Roll Breakfasts in the future.
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When someone makes to many jokes, whether if they are good or bad you can tell him that he really ate a clown for breakfast.
Person: If i was you, i wouldn't look in the mirror today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because you don't want to be to blame for the mirror breaking
Person 2: Wow dude, did you ate a clown for breakfast or what?
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A bed and breakfast in which gay men stay at to freely participate in homosexual activities.
Stephano is planning to spend his spring break at a Canadian bed and breakfast with his boyfriend.
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1) The country version of a normal japanese breakfast.
2) Japanese breakfasts consist of a girl containing a mouthful of warm noodles and a large cock.
3) A Japanese COUNTRY breakfast is the same noodles and cock but with extra man chowder on the side.
I took a girl behind my barn and gave her a japanese country breakfast
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Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
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Cheap ass unhealthy breakfast you get at the corner store
A Bacon Egg and Cheese ($3.50)
Arizona Iced Tea ($1.00)
And a Honey Bun (50¢)
Ay bro we out this bitch lemmie get a five dollar nigga breakfast and catch third for my attendance
people named “Finn Murphy” can be called a “Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast”
fid you see that queer finn today? he was such a fat nerd eating breakfast