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When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.
She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.
When the vagina of a hoe resembles a hot roast beef sandwich with cheese on an onion bun from Arby's
Damn hoe! I didn't order no onion bun!
The motto for Cowboy Bakers who are into ass play
Russ: "Hey! Did I tell you about my new sourdough baguette recipe yet? It's delicious!"
Buck: "Why no you have not. Have I shown you my new boots? They fit as well as my tongue into a sweet hole!"
Russ and Buck in unison: "Boots 'n Buns!"
Became dad at 16(or was it 17???)
Big tits
Dick racist uwu
Doesn't buy his kid toys
Is married to his son
Bun kun is a great('nt) father,but he got nice tits so idc
Job well done, lit, cool, good, awesome
Person: I got my Covid test back, I’m negative!
Other Person: Dude that’s so double bun!
This pizza is double bun!
I had amazing sex last night, total double bun.
The best friend I could ever ask for that I’m v great full for <3
falafel buns <3 is the best friend ever
When your wife doesn't have the energy to have sex with you so she lays on her side and lifts her butt cheek.
Uhhh fine, but your only going to get a little courtesy bun.