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A Siphon for stealing fuel out of a car
Hey man, gas is to high to buy. Do you happen to have a California credit card?
A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
Bill: The teachers here at California High School are so nice!
Bob: I know, they even gave me some coke!
Bill: Wow! Where can I get some?
Bob: At the vending machine.
When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk
My granny made some california titty juice for breakfast
When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters
I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.
When the person driving a car gives road head to the passenger while driving on winding roads
Holy shit! Fanny and Juan drive off a cliff after she was giving him a blowjob! Wow what a California Double Suicide!
When you put hot sauce on your cock and fling it around to make a mess
"You were so drunk last night, you gave the party a california spicy roll"
When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"
Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.
"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"