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Cancer Insulin

Carbon Dioxide Builds Up In The Body, When You Never Exhale It Out Of The Body and Glucose Will Not Survive In The Body of Glucagon.

Austin: “Wussup Bro Are You Good Today?”
Cody: Uh No

Austin: Why?
Cody: I Have Cancer Insulin In My Body
Austin: Oh No, You Are Going To Be Dead, I will Call Up The Ambulance And Help You Out.

by 21jay October 29, 2023


cancer cancer

A cancer so strong that has its own cancer

Turning lead into gold is very possible, heck, the Russians did it on accident, but the process cost a lot more than the gold is actually worth, ignoring the fact that it would give your cancer cancer.

by Disintegrationisthebestalbumev November 21, 2024


ass cancer

what killed Farrah Fawcett

Dutch: what killed Farrah Fawcett?

Ivan: ass cancer

by IrishTwink June 14, 2024


Cancer’s Brother

Logan Paul Jake Paul Older Maybe Worst Brother

My Friend:Who aid Cancer’s Brother

Me:Logan Paul

by WhoIsJJ July 24, 2019


Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011


cancer intro

A cancerous intro template most commonly used on YouTube by cancerous YouTubers.
The problem about cancer intro's is that the intro itself isn't bad but the fact that SO MANY people use it because they cannot make an intro.

Stomedy has cancer little intro.
Thot cancer intro looks so cancer.
Lemme smash that cancer intro.

by Yarnu da grut March 30, 2018


Dick cancer

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin

bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer

by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018