Coat Check

a condescending way to describe a socially bankrupt residence or situation, resulting in the following behavior. after some safe-sex with a less desirable, discard your used condom into the tramp's spent orifice and leave quickly.

bro, that girl's house was disgusting! she had, fuckin', old phonebooks and kittens everywhere. i mean, yeah i fucked her, but i finished fast, hit the coat check, and bounced.

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Hater Check

When a hater gets Checked for his facts. what Cirilo is close to.

Man you better stop hating or im going to hater check you fool.

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me check

The epiphany about what you really want when once you get over being canned from a job.

I've enjoyed screwing off on unemployment the past few weeks, and this is my me check - I never want to work with dumb, boring, needy, obsequious people again for the rest of my life!

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Vibe Check

When life yeets your vibe.

when you think you did good on an exam, and get a bad grade. vibe check.

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Vibe check

When someone smacks or used an item to whack someone else on the head really hard on the head

“VIBE CHECK!!!”
“Ow ,what the fuck !”

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G-checked

To be robbed, being robbed, robbing, etc.

Dam, she stole ya money. You got G-checked by her, dam.

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check the crackers

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.

"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*

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