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A Liberal, knowing Chick-fil-A's open opposition to Gay marriage, yet still decides they make a mighty tasty sandwich.
Me: "Moonbeam, I was just now organically composting our refuse when I discovered a Chick-fil-A bag ... WTF?"
You: "Starshine, you know I love me some Chick-fil-A ... accept me as I am - a Chick-fil-Atheist.
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Boss: "While you're out, would you pick me up a spicy chicken deluxe, but then transfer the sandwich to this old McDonald's bag so no one will notice?"
Sec'y: "The hoops I jump through for you. Mama warned me about working for a Chick-fil-Atheist!"
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Dave: "See that Prius in the Chick-fil-A drive thru?"
Cate: "Such a Chick-fil-Atheist."
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The reason why you joined home ec in the first place.
Aww did you see the chick in home ec, i'd totally butter her muffin!
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A version of a pick up truck usually with 4 doors and a short bed serving little to no purpose other than to get groceries.
This truck can't do anything except takes kids to soccer. I should have never traded my old truck for this chick up truck.
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A girl from California, that resides in the Central Valley (Anywhere from Sacramento to Bakersfield), highly concentrated in Merced County. Characterized by her overly teased 1980's hairdo, ripped jeans, cheap jewelry, ghetto flat boots, heavy eyeliner, and tacky squared acrylic nails embellished with everything from rhinestones to Hello Kitty figurines. Will carry something with an animal print, usually the phone cover or purse. She is loud and makes an attempt to be the life of the party. Not a smart girl. Most attend Beauty school or some kind of for-profit "College" like Kaplan, Heald, University of the Phoenix, etc.
(It is not a compliment to be a Central Valley Chick)
*Note: Not all girls from the Valley fit the description above
"I am not going to tease my hair, I do not want to look like a Central Valley Chick!"
"Girl that outfit makes you look like a Central Valley Chick, loose the ripped jeans!"
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A sorority made up of pretty, yet drunken girls.
Do you know the girls of Alpha Theta Chi? They're a bunch of slick chicks marinated!
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A tween who will fuck anyone, anywhere as long as they sparkle in the sunlight and drive a volvo. They video tape themselfs sleeping to see if men stalk them and A Team Edward Chick would intentionally cut themselfs just to see if any vampires will come and suck their body fluids. They also randomly scream at pale pretty people in the streets. Keep away with Caution.
Holy shit! that girl is such A Team Edward Chick! I was wearing my sequined shirt today in the park and she randomly jumped ontop of me and begged me to bite her! W-T-F?!
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cant get no chicks, he like the opposite of a magnet cause he be smellin like shit.
#shitmagnet
When someone is still virgin since 1960 he is a chick magnet
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