chocolate vagina (chocolate V)

feces surrounding and/or within the vagina

A chocolate vagina (chocolate V) occurs when a woman is sitting down and attempts to fart, but instead, is suprised to find that diarrhea is powering its way forward through the lips of her vagina...quite messy.

17👍 42👎

chocolate Rain

The fecular dischage achieved after consuming of spicy or "hot" foods. Usuually the cause of bowl stain, the almighty chocolate rain was once worshiped as a visitation of Plopulos, the god of human waste, by some pre-christian cultures.

Man, that taco bell sure did give me the chocolate rain

Chocolate rain bring the chocolate stain

243👍 303👎

Chocolate Surprise

A girl puts a bananna in her pussy(cut in half) and smothers her pussy in chocolate syrup, then you eat her out and while eating the bananna.(you can also do this with strawbery syrup)

I heard darius tried to give his girlfriend a chocolate surprise but he said it tasted more like fish then bananna

My girl was screaming bloody murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise

21👍 19👎

Box of chocolates

What Forest Gump's mother says life is like.

Forest Gump's mother: 'Life is like a box of chocolates.. ya neva know what you're gonna get!'

21👍 19👎

Chocolate City

One of a handful of predominately black cities or large sections of a city including New Orleans, Detroit, Memphis, and Atlanta. Some say Chocolate City is originally the name given to Washington D.C. for its large black population. According to city-data.com and censusscope.org, The largest African-American populations are found in the following cities (by % of population):

Memphis, TN--AR--MS
New Orleans, LA
Norfolk--Virginia Beach--Newport News, VA--NC
Atlanta, GA
Baltimore, MD
Washington, DC--MD--VA--WV
New York, NY
Detroit, MI
Newark, NJ
Miami, FL
Philadelphia, PA--NJ
Chicago, IL
Cleveland--Lorain--Elyria, OH
St. Louis, MO--IL
Houston, TX
Dallas, TX

I'm so sick of white people; I can't wait to get back to my chocolate city.

86👍 100👎

Chocolate thunder

while having anal sex the women farts and shits on your dick

John 1:dude i got chocolate thunder last night

John 2:what dude thats NASTY!!!
John 1: i know you should tell your mom to use the bathroom before i hit that.

33👍 33👎

Hot Chocolate

When a person chews a Hershey's Kiss without swallowing; the other then kisses deeply, licking the chocolate off the tongue

Herbert: Hey Pixie, I want some chocolate...
Pixie: What kind of chocolate do you want?
Herbert: HOT Chocolate!

17👍 15👎