The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits
Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!
one who performs unmentionable things to the clit to the point it is no longer recognizable.
Damn Keith i couldnt even get at that bitch after you. Quit fuckin up all the downstairs of all the homie hoppers, none of them look the same after they get with you. Quit bein such a clit thrasher.
When a girl poops into a green condom and then freezes it. She then uses it as a dildo, and puts it in a jar with other poop filled condoms that she stores for the future.
Did you see Jenny’s clit pickle collection? There was like 15.
When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.
Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.
A guy that goes around and fucks a lot of women in relationships.
man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties
An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.
Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!