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Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 17, 2017


clit thrasher

one who performs unmentionable things to the clit to the point it is no longer recognizable.

Damn Keith i couldnt even get at that bitch after you. Quit fuckin up all the downstairs of all the homie hoppers, none of them look the same after they get with you. Quit bein such a clit thrasher.

by Dat White Bitch June 11, 2016


Clit Pickle

When a girl poops into a green condom and then freezes it. She then uses it as a dildo, and puts it in a jar with other poop filled condoms that she stores for the future.

Did you see Jenny’s clit pickle collection? There was like 15.

by Vapegod1236969 October 4, 2017


Clit bandit

When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.

Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.

by Steve3678 May 28, 2023


clit bandit

A guy that goes around and fucks a lot of women in relationships.

man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties

by stephanohl October 10, 2019


piss on my clit

An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.

Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!

by NotThatInn0cent September 19, 2017


clit fart

This is going to be a Queef’s

Sarah had a clit fart a the dinner party

by Show pony March 21, 2022