jewish coffee grinder

When a guy shits in a girls mouth and then she gives a blow job

I still have a taste in my mouth from when i gave a jewish coffee grinder last night

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Costa Coffee and Cock

The Middle class Teenage version of Netflix and chill, cosmopolitan teens grab a coffee share it and end up going home and engaging in sexual activities

Craig: Hey Lisa wanna netflix and chill??....
Lisa: Oh darling thats so chav and scroat like , why dont we grab a coffee?
Craig: I Guess so but i hoping for some action!!..
Lisa: well let's go Costa , then we can Costa Coffee and Cock!..
Craig: what's that??
Lisa: the middle class posh version of Netflix and chill
Craig: kk, Kool

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firehouse coffee company

the best coffee shop in the world.

way better than starbucks.

and that's a fact.

cassie: hey do you want to go to starbucks?

christine: f-no. let's go to firehouse.

cassie: yeah, firehouse coffee company is the best.

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Meat Coffee

Fresh, steaming hot diarrhea in a mug. Add cream and sugar ;)

Omg this bitch is so freaky she asked me to make her a Meat Coffee!

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coffee straw problem

When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.

Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"

Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"

Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"

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dannon coffee yogurt

Nasty as hell yogurt.

This Dannon coffee yogurt taste like shit. It is the devils grass and i want nothing to do with it.

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brazilian coffee filter

It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.

The Brazilian coffee filter. It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.

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