crack-head

ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.

oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.

crack worry

When an individual could swear that s/he saw or heard something but can't find reference to it, and worries that something like crack addiction might be the cause of the confusion.

Example of crack worry:
"Am I on crack, or did Rob Ford lie to the media?"

"How do you not know about that? Was there not a big media story about that, or am I just on crack?"

Example of inverted crack worry:

"Is that guy on crack or something? Why doesn't he remember our conversation?"

chicken on crack

chickens with head cut off

you are such a chicken on crack

Crack a Sam

to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.

Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????

crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.

An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"

Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

Centennial on Crack

strange phenomenon that happened at centennial high school on March 17th, 2017. one of the most interesting videos ever made. an upcoming rebooted project coming up if a certain student filmmaker can actually commit to a project

Dude have you seen centennial on crack? That shit is crazy

Did you hear about the film centennial on crack that’s coming out this year?

Centennial on crack will expose the truth of the discrimination that goes on at centennial high uh oh