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a pool with a giant dildo in it
person: omg wanna swim in ur dildo pool?
person 2: yas
Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo
When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.
L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY
A small flat object (a book, a piece of wood, etc) that an individual places their dildos on so they can all be carried at once. Typically seen in use by camgirls so they can use an assortment of dildos and then put them away after streaming. Similar to a painter using a palette to keep their paints readily available without needing to move away from their workspace.
I carry dildos with my Neon Genesis Evangelion artbook, it's my dildo palette.
When a girl loads a shotgun with tiny dildos and fires them up her pussy
" darn, that dildo shooter sure was fun