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ik you probably just searched this up for fun so all i’m saying is that it’s a huge ass rubber cock that you probably have in your drawer rn
you:mom get the dildo, dad just left the house
your mom:ooo it’s getting freaky tonight!
A plastic rubbery fake penis that you use for self-entertainment and it makes you cream yourself. You can get ones that vibrate and tear your insides apart.
Aww I wish I had a dildo right now.
Jess: Jason used my black dildo on me last night it was so good.
Liv: Aww your so lucky I wish my boyfriend would clap my insides with a dildo.
Something your mom uses at night when their sleeping 💦🍆
A dick often made of silicone or plastic.
“Dude I tried using a dildo for the first time last night, I think I’m gay…”
A toy to masturbate that looks like a penis or different shape
Girl 1: let me get her dildo!
Girl 2:is that my penis?
Things that enhance your gaming ability and go over your controllers thumbstick
Rage: “Ayo bro I lost my dildos i don’t think ima be able to shoot very well”
Kai: “Fuck bro you lost your dildos damn it’s Ight buy some new ones tomorrow”