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(v.) the act of having sexual intercourse.
Origins: an episode of "Family Guy"
Past tense: Did the dew
Future tense: Do the dew
With a little bit of charm, luck, and a half-empty bottle of Tequilla, Johnny will be "doing the dew" with Susan tonight.
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N. A fool proof hangover cure, especially after a long night of hard drinking. An acronym for Jack Off, Shower, Dry Off, Sleep.
I woke up feeling like a bag of smashed assholes so I decided the only cure was a good JOS-DOS.
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To do something retarded, against all logic even though there is a much more logical way to do it
That guy is cleaning the floor with his white sock, he is Doing A Matthew
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When your stomach sticks out further than yo butt
Ayo man look at that girl!She got a bootie-do!
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"Doing a Josh" is where a person is able to do something, but puts himself down about it, until he thinks he can't.
Sion: I can't make this awesome Pk jump luls.
Cal: Yes you can! stop doing a josh.
* attempts jump *
and Sion spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. :D
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Doing a Jamie is the act of getting wound up by a few 'scousers', a stoke twat and a man united fan here and there. Said person 'doing a jamie' will then leave the MSN conversation in an almighty mood; compared somewhat to that of a pre-menstrual female. Anybody who is 'doing a jamie' needs an apology or the world could end.
Chris says: screw you guys i'm going home!
Matt says: aww cmon chris stop doing a jamie on us
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A man above 30 who has sex with a female roomate at least 10 years younger while lusting after her mother.
Dude, Joe is doing the Sahai! He's boffing his roommate but he says her mother is what he visualizes.
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