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Someone you don't like, or someone you are mad at.
You just drank the last Dr.Pepper, you Tinkle douche!
A Douche's right hand man; His accomplice whose chief duties consist of assisting the main douche in activities usually deemed retarded by non-douches. He himself is also a douche.
For every douche, there is a douche spout following his every move.
a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.
Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.
Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade
"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."
The act of tapping the bottom of one's beer on top of another thus, forcing the douche-tapped friend to chug their beer so it doesn't foam over.
Chuck: DOUCHE TAP!!!!!!!!!
::taps beer, beer foams like a VOLCANO::
Barry: YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
::chugs beer::
Taking a squirty water-bottle outside on a cold day and cleaning your partners minge for her.
That Arctic Douche was going great until I queefed the water all over his face.
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A person who so completely embodies douchebaggery, that he or she can be said to be the pinnacle of douches, in otherwords a "Douche Mountain."
That guys is the biggest asshole ever. Whadda douche MOUNTain.
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