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An involuntary idiotic behavior pattern regularly followed. Regular disposition or tendency to act in a stupid manner or think or say thoroughly stupid things.
"hey man do you keep getting those urban dictionary word of the day emails from Sami?"
"yeah bro amongst a million stupid text messages about nothing, but it doesn't bother me because I know that Sami will always be a habitual dumb ass!"
the most powerful four words when bullshit gets too deep to bare. Also the main slogan to the Fck The Dumb Shit. clothing line.
I'm so sick of the way he treats me...fck the dumb shit. I'm gone.
If your suffering from Dumb Bitch Syndrome, the Dumb Bitch Gnome will find you, and break your phone. The Dumb Bitch Gnome (DBG) prefers expensive phones and, typically preys on drunk girls in washrooms, those who choose to ass pocket their phone, and those who have recently taken to duck facing their facebook, twitter, etc...
Symptoms include cracked screen app, water(often of the toilet variety) damage, "it wont turn on or charge or i don't know why", "i lost my phone", or "my phone got stolen, i hope no one finds those pictures".
Beware Siri has a direct line to the DBG and, frequently notifies the DBG upon receiving dumb questions.
Dude1 - "Kerren lost her phone last night at Dave's party"
Dude2 - "really man? thats like her 3rd one this year"
Dude1 - "serious dude, the Dumb Bitch Gnome has it out for her"
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when a hot chick's ass is the size of texas
Damn shawty dumb thicc.
I walked past Elle and couldn't help myself saying "shawty dumb thicc" cuz her ass is so fat.
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1. Any woman with a prediliction for doing especially obnoxious or annoying things
2. Any woman who interferes with a man's right to do his man things
3. A temporary condition caused by pissing off someone else
Yo, did you catch the game last night?
No, my girl caught a case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome and made me watch Sex in the City instead!
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Cut me off? You must have a serious case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome
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A logic used by what may seem to be a majority females that is so far-fetched that the more you try to comprehend it, the more brain cells that are lost in the process. If possible, it is recommended to cut off any connections with females that show consistency using "Dumb Bitch Logic".
Example: When you are friends with a girl for an extended period of time. She decides to hook you up with her friend. After you and her friend break up due to a lack of connecting, she decides to cut you off as well. Logically, the girl would still be friends with you, but when dealing with Dumb Bitch Logic, that is not the case. You'll save more brain cells in the long run by not attempting to understand the outcome, but instead just moving on.
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Being the actual worst and just exhaling bullshit.
Eg getting a stripper pregnant after reporting her to the police for harrassment
Kevin is really just the definition of dumb bitch energy, just watch his eyes twitch
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