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A spoonful of peanut butter dipped in instant hot chocolate mix
ALSO: Cocaine
And for dessert we had some high-end fun dip
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When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.
To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther.
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Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.
My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!
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Let me tell ya about north end. It’s not even half bad ya niggas jus don’t know how to act like tf. Lemme tell ya hear 7th graders think they the shii especially red house like they go out with someone then he next day they dating someone else, blue house is dumb asf,got niggas jerkin themselves off and gold house is actually chill but that girl jaylee confused!!!! So yea that’s 7th grade
North end middle school the shii
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When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.
Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"
When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.
You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.
a crazy person who stands in one spot all night in a busy seedy area of central Londons west end because there just fucking crazy in the head and its dangerous
UK guy 1: let's go up the west end......... UK guy 2: no last time we done that I ended up standing with you on the street corner all night for no reason.........drug addict responds:yaa like a west end street statue