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A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
word used when someone is trying to look emotionally deep on facebook and someone comments with something funny, thus negating the first person's idea, and the first person being 'Face'd' via facebook.
Person 1 (As a status): What if life is really just a bus stop? We're just, looking for someone to spend the time with."
Person 2 (commenting): Not possible. I hate talking to people at a bus stop.
Person 3 (also commenting): FACEBOOK FACE'D!
People who take the sides of their closest friends in arguments on facebook regardless of the topic. Most commonly occurs among ex bfs/gfs and their respective cliques.
(FB Picture of Sam's Ex GF Monica grinding on some dude)
Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.
Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!
Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!
Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.
Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!
Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?
Changing your Facebook profile picture to that of a loved one who recently died.
I found out my high school choir director had died when I saw my friends were sitting Facebook Shiva for him.
A pissed off rant on Facebook aimed at nobody in particular but at everyone who will listen.
When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.
Facebook Incendiary: NOUN, often shortened to FBI
1. one who is obsessed with gaining recognition for clever, witty, or deep musings.
2. one who can never achieve definition 1
3. often cannot spell, this renders them irritating to SPELLING and GRAMMAR POLICE
4. the odour of chan4 lingers around them.
Did you just see Conor Henry's latest status?
Yeah bro, he's such a Facebook Incendiary--it's annoying, but i like it.
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