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A facial expression wherein the lips are pressed together and smushed upward towards the nose. Similar to the white person smile, but pushed further upward towards the nose. To be used in moments of: awkwardness, disappointment, waiting, mild irritation, or when there’s nothing else to say
When I told Ben I forgot to get his spunch at the store, he hit me with the burger face.
Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.
Etymology:
The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.
The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.
Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.
Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.
The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight
Rapper from America that use go by the name BRAIN APEX.
Damn Krook Face is super based!
face transfiguration resulting from mass consumption of booze
she definitely took advantage of the fact that you were drunk and wastie face
The face you make when trolling occurs
Victim of my trollage: NUUUU! Y U NO CHEESEBURGER
Troll: Troll face!
The creature:
Troll: XD