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What Jake Gyllenhaal used to charm Taylor Swifts dad
“…you who charmed my dad with self-effacing jokes, sipping coffee like you’re on a late night show” All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)
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A crappy quality joke of which the quality is so poor that Sunny Pal would say it himself.
When a Sunny Pal joke is said, it is accustom to clap twice while saying "haha" and then saying Sunny Pal Joke.
"There was this Indian, from India..." -Sunny Pal's original Sunny Pal Joke.
"Haha! Sunny Pal joke" -Sunny's friend.
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Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones
Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D
Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping
Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
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do you know the difference between a jew and a pizza? when you put pizza in the oven it does scream
did you hear the jew and the pizza joke? no, good zen i vill get ze firewood
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Something people put on their facebook statuses and blogs when they're too bored and lazy to put anything else. They think it makes them sound all smart and ironic, but it's really just annoying to everybody else.
Obama Insert Joke Here*
The Hangover {Insert Joke Here}
Alabama {Insert Racist Joke Here}
{Insert Example Here}
*Square brackets are normally used when writing "Insert Joke Here," but urban dictionary code doesn't work with it.
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totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are
idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
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"whale noises" -Whale
"whale noise" -Amy schumer
whale: yo wtf amy youre just saying the joke but louder
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