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Every Saturday of the month is National do whatever your girlfriend says day. Girls get ready to tell your boyfriends what to do.
Guy 1: What are you doing Saturday?
Guy 2: I don't know whatever my girlfriend wants me to do.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.
guy 1: Oh ok damn sorry bud.
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Give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day. Show your love even if your young 💞
Guy 1: omg it’s 12th October
Guy 2: it’s national give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day
Guy 1: I’m gonna give her a hug
12th October give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day
a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:
long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
All yours, whenever the urge strikes you
Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend is I’m your dirty whore please fuck me pregnant, i’m all yours, whenever the urge strikes you
September 3rd is national take your girlfriend to dinner day. She's very deserving of a nice dinner with her sweet heart. Make sure to tell her how pretty she is!
John: hey let's go out September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day.
Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.
I think they still might be watching me.
Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.
Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?
Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned
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The day where Savannah fucks her girlfriend until said girlfriend forgets her own name.
“What day is it?”
“It’s National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day“
“Good to know”
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