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A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.
Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer
Anything with hair on it or anything that can be described with hair on it.
Look at those hairy bits on that penguin.
When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.
I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick
The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.
My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.
A femboy who has a hairy, shovel-shaped penis who likes to munt with his brother.
Dang, that guy Steven is a real Hairy Gravedigger
To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
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"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.
Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”