Hairy Stylz

The act of combing a random guys pubes. Whilst sitting on a 18 inch rubber fist and lip syncing shitty one direction songs.

Excuse me good sir, may I have a turn quaffing your pubes? Hold on, let me sit this down right here. And oooh oooh love is music girl. I want to smell your squirrel. One direction up my love cave. My heart your gonna save. Ooh oooh yeah girl. Hairy Stylz you touch baby dicks, and sing like a chick thats really sick.

Hairy eccles

Balls of toilet tissue that stick to the hairs of your rectum after wiping your bum after a poo

Look at his hairy eccles

Hairy schlong

Aka hairy penis

U say to your mom u have a hairy schlong

Hairy Iguana

Rubbing your penis in a woman's pubic hair so that it looks like it it covered in hair

The girl had so much bush it made for a great hairy iguana

hairy piccolo

Non-explicit term for penis

as in 'she was playing a fine tune on my hairy piccolo'

Hairy highway

A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.

Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.

Hairy flange

It is when the female has not shaved her genitalia for an excessive amount of time

You man has a hairy flange