ham-and-eggers

People who always always want more than their entitled to. (The ham AND the eggs).

Man these, ham-and-eggers just won't realise they're not on the list and they're not getting into this party.

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Christmas Ham

(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.

Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."

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fat ham

Very slick and laidback Cool and natural born hustler

Fat ham a slick mf

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Stink ham

The clit and or labia.

That bitch has some nice stink ham.

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Ram ham

yamsss like a whole wedding cake sized ass on a small ass girl

yo that girl definitely a ram ham under that dress dude

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Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft

Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?

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ham sacrifice

When a man in his early 20's marries a fat bag hag with an undesirable personality that benefits all the other men on earth by leaving one more hot women for the rest of us.

Look at that gross pig he is with; he made the "ham sacrifice" !

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