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Sending a fart in the mail to a loved one for the purpose of shock and awe. A fart is packaged in a container and mailed to a recipient with a custom note for the pure intention of creating a reaction. Farts from the heart are most effective when someone is not responding to traditional relationship stigma.
Heather sent a little butt love to Steve when she packaged up a fart from the heart.
Steve was excited beyond recognition when he recieved Heather's note that read "I believe our relationship is in the crapper" along with a vile of gas. Steve was both happy and sad to receive a fart from the heart.
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She has been fucked so many times, it looks like she had open heart sergery.
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One who listens to music that represents the daily struggles of people and society. It hurts to listen and feel but one is powerful enough to understand the pain.
Represent your struggle!
"If your addicted to Atmosphere your probably a bleeding heart kid"
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What everybody's got, according to Bruce Springsteen.
Got a wife and kids in baltimore jack
I went out for a ride and I never went back
Like a river that don’t know where it’s flowing
I took a wrong turn and I just kept going
Everybody’s got a hungry heart
Everybody’s got a hungry heart
Lay down your money and you play your part
Everybody’s got a hungry heart
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This basically means that you're stupid, and the person saying it feels bad for you. You may think that it's nice, but it's really an insult.
Person 1: I wonder why the Sun orbits the Earth
Person 2: Oh, bless you heart!
Bless your heart: It's an insult in Southern dialect, and means you're stupid.
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The alternative to using the red heart emoji, usually used over text and/or social media when one has entered the friend zone with a female
Bro 1: "Dude I think she likes me"
Bro 2: "Doubt it dude, she sent you a blue heart emoji"
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This is just a nicer way of saying "oh my god," "holy crap" or "woah." This is NOT suppose to mean "I'm having a heart attack" so don't say this near a hospital!
"Oh my heart! I missed you soooo much!" OR "Oh my heart, what the hell is that?"
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