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Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...
Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.
a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.
I just did canada's history for five hours last night
The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History
Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."
...Canada's History...
The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.
The Man died while attempting to perform Canada's History on stage.
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An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup
I sure enjoyed Canada's History last night
Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.
Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.