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Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.

Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"

by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018


hit the buffers

come to a sudden unsuccessful end.

Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.

by school lover December 2, 2014


Hitting Snakes

The art of masturbating usually performed in the shower

Boy 1. How was your Shower?
Boy 2. Iwas hitting snakes! it was mean :)

by Henzzzzzzzzzzz March 28, 2012


hit the dish

To clean your plate. Finishing everything on it and still wanting more; most often because the food was amazing.

That key lime pie was amazing - I hit the dish and still wanted more!

by USfoodie February 4, 2010


kris hit

The very last hit that is used by checking to make sure that there is nothing left in the bowl .

Be careful there is a Kris hit left.

by Kgw August 7, 2017


Hitting Streak

When you have sex at least once in consecutive days with a different girl each day.

Wow! Joe's got a 5 chick hitting streak.

by Dr. Smash May 25, 2015


hobo hit

in a smoking circle of three or more; rather than taking 2 hits when you are passed the L and having it passed by you to return to the beginning of the circle, you, instead take a single hit each time the L is passed by your face as to not waste any extra effort in touching the L for any reason than to smoke while still maintaining fairness in the circle.

"i've been hobo-hitting ( plural form of hobo hit ) this blunt the whole time"

you:"you've been hitting that blunt everytime you touch it"
me:"i hobo hit it! i've hit it once everytime i pass it between you two"
you II:"ingenious! add it to UD."

by justlo0k August 22, 2011