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A common phrase used to refer to someone who's perception is very, very slow. An imbacil for example. Someone who just can't understand.
A: Excuse me, what time is it?
B: Time for you to go home and play with soap!
A: But my mom will be angry if I waste soap?!
B: The light is on but nobody is home
C: Kalevet!!!
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Known to be this right after giving birth and when the time occurs when she is most fertile. She will stray from the marriage when the desire for sex becomes too much to handle. Even the husband wants sex, she will comply and then when the husband is away from home either at work out of town, the mother will stray to another to crave the need for sex.
My wife became known as a stray at home mom in my neighborhood when one of my neighbors caught men coming to my home all times of the day all week for sex with the mother of my children.
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The reason why you joined home ec in the first place.
Aww did you see the chick in home ec, i'd totally butter her muffin!
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Code for waking up late and going to Happy Hour.
She is working from home these days.
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Infamous Crime infested brick housing project. 12 buildings ten stories.
Newark Nj. Columbus homes had to be torn down after they had become complety overun by crime,trash,urine,drugs,graffiti, violence, etc.
Aleins came up in one building at Christopher Columbus Homes, Stick up kids cut the lights in the hallways and they never made it out the building.
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A phrase from the song, Sweet Home Alabama, that is used to indicate incest.
"Name something you used as a partner for kissing"
"Incest"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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A six-member gay-rights movement from Columbus, Ohio formed in late 2008. They openly state their beliefs on the joy of sodomy in front of large crowds.
"Hey, Tim, let's go see My Ticket Home, and then have anal sex"
"Ok, Bob"
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