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When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet
Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.
Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."
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When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
“Good morning and God bless, Hila.”
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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing"
"Good morning and god bless Hila"
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A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.
Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.
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