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When a friend is mad about something and you are unwittingly the target of their angry diatribe
Although my wife was mad about her project being 2 weeks overdue I got The Wrath Of Rice when i asked her where the remote was
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Slang term used by gay men to describe men of Southeast Asian descent. Usually Thais, Filipinos, Vietnamese. Asians of Chinese, Korean and Japanese ancestry are referred to as rice. Termis often used as code around unsuspecting straight people.
Trust me, that guy is only interested in wild rice. A six foot blonde dude like yourself doesn't stand a chance!
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When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her
Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
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1: Stuff Asians eat.
2: When cum splatters a vagina, making it have a "rice-like" appearance.
Damn, last nice I had a huge load. Made myself a Rice cake.
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1. the left nut of a squirrel. 2. the 89th suction cup on a male octopus that swells when aroused.
I'm so horny right now, do you think my patty rice is visible?
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A lapse in judgement that results in one's resignation or firing.
Dude! That Tweet was total bat fried rice! I'm going to miss you around the office...
To have a buttocks that resembles rice bags. Long, flat buns with no real definition. Enhancing the appearance of a long buttcrack.
"she's tight from the front but she got those rice bag bunz, no bueno!"