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This theory is best explained by every time you jizz you are teleported into and alternate dimension. This new dimension is just slightly different from the one you think you know. That being said, this means that you have not been in the same dimension you were born into since the day you first jerked off. Every jizz since then has teleported you into a different dimension. This theory explains why there is such thing as a Mandela Effect.
Shit dude, I just realized that the Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory is a real thing
The movement or motion during masturbation that get's the job done!
Every girl has a lip!bang theory, ya know, when they are fingerbanging themselves.
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Aalytical Race Theory argues that browns and blacks are significantly inferior to whites in their nature, nurture, and volition. This means in their biology, culture, and ethics. It also means in their intelligence, upbringing, and private, personal choices.
Because of these considerable, statistical weaknesses, brown and black people succeed less well than white people, personally, socially, and economically. Their failures are not due to systemic, institutional, hidden, or secret racism by whites or society.
But because these obvious and important truths are almost entirely evaded or lied about, colored people end up hugely suspicious and paranoid about their inexplicable lack of success. They tend to blame everyone – and with cause. Colored folks plaintively cry out: “Where are all the brown and black Aristotles, Ciceros, Leonardos, Edisons, Einsteins, Sam Waltons, Warren Buffets’s, Steve Jobs’s, and Bill Gates’s?” But such figures don’t exist, historically or currently.
Almost all white, brown, and black intellectual, civic, and political leaders today choose to evade or lie about this. The result is unfocused brown and black bitterness, and hatred at their unknown enemies. Racial mistrust, tension, and conflict flourish, as does hatred of whites.
ART teaches that inter-racial harmony, cooperation, and friendship would rise dramatically if only people would stop lying. Browns and blacks would also uplift themselves radically, if only they knew what the problem was.
Analytical Race Theory contrasts vividly with Critical Race Theory as a way to defeat racial bigotry.
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Where you ceasing the movement of your lips so no one has to hear your annoying ass.
Kyle: why isn’t Adam talking to me?
Tom: he’s doing the shutting up theory.
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Relating to two poles that are exhibiting magnetism, but the magnetic field is going in an opposite direction than normal and it theory that even Einstein has proven it happens on the Days of the Lunar Solar Eclipse and also when the planets align.
Dustin Luke Crocker is the creator of the Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory!!!!!!!
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A modern nerdy ripoff of that 70's show
The Big Bang theory show vs That 70's show
Raj-fez - the foreign brown guy who goes from shy to Chatty Cathy
Howard-Kelso - the perverted dumbass
Bernadette-Jackie - the occasional bitch
Leonard-Hyde - the curly-headed voice of reason who plays second banana to a super nerd
Sheldon-Eric - the crazy nerd obsessed with Star Wars
Amy-Donna - the main character's girlfriend
Penny-Laurie- the cheap blonde
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A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.
Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.
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