You're Acidic

a toxic guy with more toxicity than others. he always talk trash to any innocent people.

the acidic guy: lol you're so dogwater ez ez ez ez l l ll

person: You're acidic! Go enjoy nature!

You're A Hacker!

This phrase is usually used by angry 10 year olds to try to insult people who are even slightly better than them at an online video game. However, this is actually one of the biggest compliments you could get in an online game, assuming you aren't actually cheating.

Some kid: You're a hacker!
Man: Why thank you.

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

you're such a smugler

Used when a person brings something illegal/weird to class

s: what is that?
j: mango with salt.
s: omg you're such a smugler!

When you're on a horse

When you're on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse.
Alex: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

you're the best for last

A phrase used to indicate a person who did an absolutely outstanding move, comes from Dead By Daylight's perk "Save the best for last"

*The killer is facecamping me*
*Laurie comes to rescue me*
"Damn, i hope you have borrowed time"
*Laurie unooks me successfully with borrowed time*
"Oh, Laurie, you're the best for last <3"