gmp-ing

watching gay midget porn.

do i was gmp-ing last night

Steve-ing

Steve-ing is another term for third-wheeling. Based on the TikTok audio when it goes, "Just you and me, just us, and your friend Steve." If someone is being a Steve, they are thrid-wheeling a couple in a romantic relationship.

"I was hanging out with Belana and Liam, and ending up Steve-ing the entire time."

Person 1: "Dude, I feel like such a Steve right now,"
Person 2: "Why?"

Person 1: "Cause you two are making out, and I'm just sitting here!"

Steve-ing

To play devils advocate

I'm going to be Steve-ing tonight in this debate.

Stephen hawk-ing

When the head so fire that your cerebral cortex shuts down completely resulting in complete paralysis.

(On computer monitor) bro last night was crazy she gave me a stephen hawk-ing

Vellve-ing

A: To act blatantly racist towards a race you are related to.

B: To be overly physical (touchy-feely) with someone.

Example A:

Jose: "Bruh I hate Mexicans so much."

Lenny: "But dude, your Chilean."

Jose: "So what"

Lenny: "Jose, stop Vellve-ing."

Example B:

Jose: (touchy Lenny on his back awkwardly)

Lenny: "Dude, stop Vellve-ing."

p-ing

When you are planning a date and you encounter her without actually knowing it (say she walks by noticing you but you don't notice her), then you she texts or calls you saying your an ass, then you go back to make things up but really then go up to the wrong women and play it off, and finally she texts you or calls you saying she never saw you in the first place it was her friend fucking with you.

P-Nuckle pulled a p-ing at the movies last night

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pre-ing

The process of releasing pre-ejaculate. It is not to be confused with premature ejaculation.

10 seconds between that impressive rack and he was already pre-ing.