jerk off challenge

Try and see how long you can go without jerking off

I was able to make it about 5 minutes into the jerk off challenge without jerking off.

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jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.

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Jerked Chicken Taco

The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.

Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.

Person2: Eh, a little too fishy for me.

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stupid idiot jerk

when someone is being stupid and an idiot AND a jerk at the same time

jeez! Ali is a being such a stupid idiot jerk rite now!!!

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jerk-off muscle

a muscle built and strengthened by everyday masturbation, a.k.a brachioradialis

Dorothy: Whoa, look at your arm muscle! You've been working out, huh?

Bob: ummm... it's my jerk-off muscle...

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Beer Jerk Off

This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.

Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.

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Prairie Dog Jerk

Masturbating at work while peering over the top of your cubicle in an attempt to avoid getting caught.

"I'm gonna have to call you back... I'm in the middle of a prairie dog jerk."

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