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when you sit next to someone but far enough away to leave room for another person or Jesus.
yea when Emma and nick sat next to each other there was enough room for Jesus..
Any fake looking bitch that claims it's all about Jesus but sins on the daily.
Hey did you see Jesus jugs over there . Her nose is so fake ,it's going to crumble like Michael Jackson's did and fall off .
Fisting somebody with a Jesus Fist while screaming "Jesus take the wheel"
I love Jesus Fisting
“Ones whom looks like a “prison” Jesus”
By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!
When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.
Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!
What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.
"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"
The reincarnation of Jesus with long hair who is hella smart he fr a full on genuis who doesn't let you flirt with him who would never date someone with low intelligence
Marcos (Jesus)
: No you have a boyfriend